1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,559 I don't think I've ever been this hungry. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:08,402 - Out of grub. - We're not leaving here until we get a meal! 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,874 - How much money you got, Mildred? - Only got three bucks. 4 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,445 Well, it seems a trip to the track is in order. 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:19,007 - I need a hundred. - The minute I give this to you, you owe me 25 more. 6 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:23,747 That's it. I'm going to the police. 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:28,055 You wouldn't perchance have any, uh, spare change we could borrow? 8 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:31,927 - It's me, Laura! - You sick, perverted pig! 9 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:00,117 Next time we're invited to a weekend wedding bash in New York... 10 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,018 remind me not to eat everything in sight. 11 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,650 Certainly took quite a bite out of the Big Apple. 12 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:09,057 Ate everything except the worm, I'd say. 13 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:12,097 Just the lady's bags. Thank you very much. 14 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,189 Nothing personal, Laura. 15 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,430 I just don't think I've got the energy to coax you into a romantic interlude tonight. 16 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,438 It's all right. 17 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,304 I don't think I have the energy to thwart your attempts anyway. 18 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,476 Oh, well. On the other hand, I, uh... 19 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,879 think I just got my second wind. 20 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,889 See you in the morning. 21 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,619 Yes. Yes, of course. 22 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:44,390 The morning. Why break tradition, eh? 23 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,465 Mmm. 24 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,714 Hello- 25 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,046 Laura? 26 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,454 - You? - What are you doing here? 27 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,526 I thought you didn't have any energy. 28 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,529 I didn't until I was greeted by a police barricade at my front door. 29 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,122 - Just like they've got here. - Must be an epidemic. 30 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,362 I've got the same decorations on my door. Get up. 31 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,495 Shh, shh, shh! Come in here. Quick. 32 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:15,240 Why are we hiding? This is our office. Remember? 33 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:18,977 Uh-huh. It appears two people were murdered in my living room. 34 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,485 What? 35 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,147 Ah. He's undoubtedly gonna summon the authorities. 36 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,317 - Come on. - Why? We've done nothing wrong. 37 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,327 Yes. Well, you and I know that... 38 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,024 but given the circumstances, how can we be certain that anybody else does? 39 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:37,592 I'd like to find out who those bodies are before we compare notes with the police. Come on. 40 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,740 Does anyone besides me have a set of keys to your place? 41 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,179 Most of the people I know wouldn't need a set of keys to my place. 42 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,376 - This is hardly the time for jokes. - Who's joking? 43 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,976 I don't have a bloody clue who would've been in my apartment. 44 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:59,320 - Our main priority is to get in touch with Mildred. - I already tried. She's not home. 45 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:03,054 All I'm saying is I don't know what we're going to accomplish out here on the streets. 46 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,687 I still think we should call the p- 47 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,638 Well, don't just stand there. Pick the lock. 48 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:21,946 - Hurry up. - I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying. 49 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,648 Okay. All right. 50 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:30,883 And in sports, the big story remains that missing pick six ticket... 51 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,891 worth over one and a half million dollars. 52 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,893 It's been three days now, and track officials... 53 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:39,761 not to mention the I.R.S., are wondering where that lucky person... 54 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:42,300 who picked all six winning horses, is hiding. 55 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,599 Here you go. Get this-There. 56 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,832 Oh. 57 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,807 - Oh, give me that. - I've seen this one- 58 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,607 And police still aren't saying whether or not they have any leads... 59 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:58,480 in the brutal murders of famed private investigator Remington Steele... 60 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,178 and his secretary, Laura Holt... 61 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:05,280 both shotgunned to death earlier today in Mr. Steele's apartment. 62 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:09,851 Memorial services are scheduled for Wednesday at Cowan Mortuary. 63 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,795 Hmm. Well, at least we're newsworthy. 64 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,333 Newsworthy? We've just been declared dead. 65 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,302 - Mmm. - And one of us a secretary. 66 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,964 Really, Laura. This is no time to be petty. 67 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,837 And wrapping up our series on precious gems... 68 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,241 tonight we look at Royal Lavulite... 69 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:29,212 the newest, rarest gemstone in the world of fine jewelry. 70 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:34,116 Its vibrant violet color makes it totally unique among natural gemstones. 71 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:38,486 How poetic. The story that brought us together follows the news of our deaths. 72 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,786 - I suggest we conduct our postmortems elsewhere. - Yep. 73 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,608 Thank you. 74 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,315 Thank you. 75 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,322 What makes them think we were the ones who were murdered? 76 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,924 And who were the actual victims? 77 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,469 Well, if we are dead... 78 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,540 this must be hell. 79 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,838 - What are you doing? - Calling my sister. 80 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,646 What are you doing? 81 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,152 Saving our hides, along with your sister's. 82 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,119 I just wanted her to know I'm alive. 83 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:22,286 Laura, we can't let anyone know we're alive until we find out who wanted us dead. 84 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,329 Somebody out there thinks they've murdered us. 85 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,160 If they find out they've made a mistake, we're sitting ducks. 86 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,598 In the meantime we're supposed to play possum? 87 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,036 They couldn't have followed us here from the TV store, could they? 88 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,837 Perhaps they want to find out who's using a dead man's credit card. 89 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,879 Let's not stick around and explain. Come on. 90 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,882 - Where are we gonna go? - Someplace nice and warm and cozy. 91 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,496 Ah. 92 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,395 Ah. Nothing quite like a good night's sleep, eh? 93 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:04,833 I can't believe I spent the entire night in a porno movie house. 94 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,667 Yeah, well, I'll admit it's not exactly the Ritz-Carlton, but- 95 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:12,540 I don't understand how you could get any sleep with all that moaning and groaning going on. 96 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,704 Well, no need to apologize, Laura. 97 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,374 I could hardly hear you. 98 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:21,715 Eh. Besides, where else could you spend the night on $10, eh? 99 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:25,279 If you'd carry more cash, we wouldn't have had to find out. 100 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,791 Yeah. I never carry cash. Too bulky. 101 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,794 Hopefully the police will have lifted the barricade by now. 102 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:34,798 Then we can catch up with Mildred at the office and find out what's going on. 103 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,339 Oh, poor Mildred. 104 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:50,006 It appears she's preparing a wake in our memory. 105 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,346 Oops. 106 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,359 - Ex-client? - Not that I remember. 107 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,197 You must be in terrible pain. 108 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,066 They were very special to me. 109 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:19,077 Yeah. Well, anyway, uh, Steele was supposed to be holding a package for me. 110 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,409 Uh, do you happen to know anything about it? 111 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,683 Who are you? 112 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,389 Must be from your side. 113 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,838 My most heartfelt condolences, Miss Krebs. 114 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,307 Name's Phil. Most know me as Pittsburgh Phil. 115 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:56,313 I was curious as to whether or not Mr. Steele left me an envelope or something. 116 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,076 Not that I'm aware of. 117 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,065 Must be from your side. 118 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,629 Hello. I'm Sister Natalie. 119 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,229 I just want to express my deepest sympathies to you. 120 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,275 Thank you, Sister. Did you know them well? 121 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,503 Actually, I never met them. 122 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,637 However, I was wondering if Mr. Steele... 123 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,308 might have left a little something for the church. 124 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,080 I don't think Mr. Steele was much of a religious man. 125 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:46,858 Well, they're short enough, but I think they're too old to be your sister's kids. 126 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,094 Excuse me, Sister. Devastating loss. 127 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:53,729 Aren't you Alejandro Pasquel, the jockey? 128 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:57,297 - Oh, you're a horse racing fan? - Oh, not as much as the boss was. 129 00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:01,209 Oh, how he used to love the ponies. Is that where you knew him from? 130 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,747 More or less. Uh, my fellow jockeys and myself... 131 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,443 are under the impression that Mr. Steele might have left us- 132 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:10,955 Oh. Let me guess. An envelope, a package or something? 133 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,853 - Yes. - No. 134 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,305 Well, it's heartwarming to realize how well loved we are, isn't it? 135 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,706 Such a sad occasion. 136 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,045 By the way, do you know if... 137 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,207 Mr. Steele was holding a particular item for me? 138 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,046 Talk to the short guy. 139 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,715 Oh. 140 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,264 DetectiveJarvis. 141 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,299 Finally a friendly face. 142 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,301 You mean a familiar face. 143 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,871 If he sees us, we're dead. 144 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,031 Well, you know what I mean. 145 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,109 - How are we going to contact Mildred? - Hmm. 146 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:17,514 - It's an interesting array of people. - Greedy too. 147 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,888 From the looks of them, I guess most of them must have known Mr. Steele. 148 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,893 All but the nun, of course. 149 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,955 You seem to be bearing up fairly well, Mildred. 150 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:32,094 I don't have much choice, DetectiveJarvis. 151 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,764 I lost the only two shoulders I could cry on. 152 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,474 I realize it's not a good time to get into it, but, uh... 153 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,547 have you had any other thoughts at all... 154 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,707 as to who might have wanted to kill them? 155 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,776 Who knows? It could have been any one of those lowlifes they put away over the years. 156 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,220 So you're saying revenge was the motive? 157 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,291 What else could it be? 158 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,292 So, do you have any suspects? 159 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,886 I'm still waiting for a lead to pan out. 160 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:02,399 But I... have narrowed the list considerably. 161 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,166 Remington Steele- 162 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,269 - Hello. - Mildred? It's me, Laura! 163 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,843 You sick, perverted pig! 164 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,315 Oh! 165 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,445 What did she say? 166 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,354 That I'm a sick, perverted pig. 167 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,792 Mildred, they're just crank calls. 168 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,091 It happens all the time with celebrities. 169 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,690 That's what brings those people out. Try not to let them get to you. 170 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,463 DetectiveJarvis here. 171 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,474 Oh. 172 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,544 G'day. Yes. Hello. 173 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,613 Is, uh- Is Miss Krebs there, please? 174 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,548 - Who's calling? - Uh, Cowan Mortuary. 175 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,716 - Hello. - Uh, yes, Mildred Krebs? 176 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:03,193 Uh, this is Cowan Mortuary. It seems we, um- 177 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,391 Well, it seems we misplaced Laura Holt's urn. 178 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:11,526 Her urn? She wasn't supposed to be cremated. 179 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,299 Yes. Well, that's what we'd like to see you about straightaway. 180 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:18,672 I'm on my way. Oh, my! Oh! 181 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,745 Misplace my urn? 182 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,318 Yeah, well, don't worry, Laura. I'm sure it'll show up. 183 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,614 Shall we? 184 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,429 Hello? 185 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,433 Anybody home? 186 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,504 Hello? Hell- 187 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,999 Long time no see, Mildred. 188 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,570 Mildred? 189 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,349 Oh, Mildred. There you go. 190 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,010 Come on. Don't take it to heart. There you go. Come on. 191 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,418 - That's it. Here you go. - There you go. Oh, Mildred. 192 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,490 - Here you go. Mildred. That's it. Breathe. - Mildred. 193 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,957 - Breathe. Breathe. That's it. Everything's okay. - You all right? 194 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,960 - Am I dead? - No. No. 195 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,997 No, Mildred. No. We're alive. 196 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,329 You-You're alive? 197 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,563 You are alive! Oh! 198 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:23,368 - Hey! Mildred, there you go. - Oh! Oh! 199 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,375 But- 200 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,468 But I don't understand. How? 201 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:31,606 Death Takes a Holiday. Fredric March, Evelyn Venable. Paramount,1934. 202 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,412 Mr. Steele, please. 203 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,420 But I saw you both... 204 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,956 lying in the boss's apartment, dead. 205 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,492 How could you identify those two people as us? 206 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,857 There wasn't much to identify. 207 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:47,557 I mean, their faces were all but gone. 208 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,432 He was wearing your monogrammed robe. And she was in a negligee. 209 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,233 She was wearing a negligee, and you still thought it was Miss Holt? 210 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,272 It was your apartment. 211 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:01,176 The question is, who were they and what were they doing at his apartment? 212 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,910 Yeah. And what do five jockeys, a guy named Pittsburgh Phil and a nun have to do with it? 213 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,918 All right. I'll bite. What do five jockeys... 214 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,648 a fella by the name of Pittsburgh Phil and a nun have to do with it? 215 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:15,159 No. I'm asking. I mean, them and some other shady characters were all at your wake. 216 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,592 - We saw them. - They all seemed to think... 217 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,790 you had something for them- an envelope or a package. 218 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:25,302 - I figured you knew them. - No. No. But perhaps they knew the victims. 219 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,872 Who had the envelope or package they all wanted. 220 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:31,136 Which everybody now thinks I have because where the victims died. 221 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,212 Which means that we may not have been the intended targets after all. 222 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:38,443 Yes. However, if the murderer thinks we have what he's after- 223 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:42,042 We've gotta find out who the victims are and what everybody is looking for. 224 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,213 Jarvis gave me the personal effects off your- 225 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,314 I mean the victims' bodies. 226 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,893 They're at the office. 227 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,962 Come on. 228 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,786 If we don't solve this case soon... 229 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,652 I'm going to have to have these clothes surgically removed. 230 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,952 - Well, you both are getting a little ripe. - Mm-hmm. 231 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:24,586 Speaking of ripe, we could use a hot meal. How much money you got, Mildred? 232 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,664 Let me see. 233 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,700 Oh. I only got three bucks. 234 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,429 How could you have only three dollars? 235 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,336 - Tomorrow's payday. Remember? - What about credit cards? 236 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,340 - Yeah. Here. Take my bank card. - Oh. 237 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,740 Oh. I'm over my limit on that one. 238 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,780 Here. Try this one. No, no. That one too. 239 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,180 - Not exactly a bonanza, is it? - Okay. 240 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,347 - Give me a couple of hours. I'll see what I can rustle up. - All right. 241 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,688 Good. As soon as we're finished here, Mildred, we'll rendezvous at your place. 242 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,762 Ooh. 243 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,299 Here are the belongings. 244 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,569 I couldn't open them. 245 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,244 Not much here. 246 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,744 Oh. Oh, poor Freddy. 247 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,386 An old friend of mine. 248 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,221 I suspect the girl he was with was his lady friend. 249 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,957 How in the world could you know all that? 250 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,694 The word inscribed on the inside. "Canon. " 251 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,468 It means master pickpocket. 252 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,872 That was Freddy. 253 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,310 - This ring meant a lot to him, I know. - Mildred. 254 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,748 Mildred, are you here? It's DetectiveJarvis. 255 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,522 Ah. There you are. 256 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,592 Ah, listen. 257 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,252 I just came to tell you... 258 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,628 that that last lead I was hoping for... panned out. 259 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,325 Uh-huh. 260 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,425 It proves that the murderer... 261 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,198 had to be someone close to Mr. Steele and Miss Holt. 262 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:18,606 Someone that they would recognize when they opened the door that fateful night. 263 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,769 Ah. 264 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,772 - Uh-huh. - It also, though, uh... 265 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,249 narrows down the motive, which you feel is revenge? 266 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,252 - Mm-hmm. - Yes? But, you see... 267 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,949 all of the criminals that Mr. Steele has put away are still behind bars, Mildred. 268 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,958 So it couldn't be revenge. 269 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,960 Money had to be the motive. 270 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:41,021 Then the question became who would gain the most financially from their deaths. 271 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,033 Uh-huh. 272 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,228 Pity. 273 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,534 I was curious to hear who he thinks murdered us. 274 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,474 Let's just wait here until Mildred tells us the coast is clear. 275 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,444 It had to be someone who was... 276 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,209 familiar with their personal affairs. 277 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,720 Someone who stood to benefit from their corporate life insurance policies... 278 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:06,018 to the tune of $1 million apiece. 279 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,058 Uh-huh. 280 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,597 - Wait a minute! You- - That's right. You are the beneficiary, Mildred. 281 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,998 And you're under arrest for the murders of Remington Steele and Laura Holt. 282 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,798 I couldn't. I mean, they're- they're not even really- 283 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,805 "You have the right to remain silent. 284 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,807 "If you give up the right to remain silent... 285 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:27,106 "anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 286 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,476 You have the right to have an attorney present"- 287 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,383 I never thought I'd miss Fred and the limo so much. 288 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,794 What I'd give for a nice, long, hot shower right now. 289 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,991 Yeah. 290 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:55,233 Well, if you had to give more than a dollar, I'm afraid you'd be out of luck. 291 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,433 I still don't understand where Mildred disappeared to... 292 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:01,239 but wherever she went, she'd better have cash in hand when we meet her at her place. 293 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,474 Tell me a little bit more about this friend of yours we're meeting. 294 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,416 What's her connection to Freddy? 295 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,650 Hey. Watch where you're going, will ya? 296 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,728 Oh. Damn. 297 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,025 Doesn't anybody carry cash anymore? 298 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,431 Freddy and Candy are both pickpockets. 299 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,833 That's the connection. 300 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,405 Meet my partner in reincarnation, Laura Holt. 301 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,771 Nice to meet you. I think. 302 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,003 So, Harry, uh, what's goin'on? 303 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:37,275 Is this another one of your scams, or did some poor sap take your bullets by accident? 304 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,918 Freddy. 305 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,926 Oh, God. Jennifer too. 306 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,792 Do you have any idea what they were doing at Mr. - 307 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,992 uh, at Harry's apartment in the first place? 308 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,031 Freddy and I were both workin' the track last week... 309 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:03,437 and I don't know what got into his head, but he saw the local loan shark... 310 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,703 heading for the betting window and picked his pocket. 311 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,371 I mean, he just walked up to him and picked him clean. 312 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,507 - I couldn't believe he even tried it. - Uh, by chance, uh... 313 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,984 the loan shark's name wouldn't be Pittsburgh Phil, would it? 314 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:23,618 Freddy didn't tell me what the take was, but the way he was acting, I knew it was big. 315 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,391 I mean big. For some reason, though, he thought he needed your help, Harry. 316 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,990 He went over to your place, but you weren't home, and- 317 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,070 I remember because he called up lookin' forJennifer... 318 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,833 to come party with him until you got back. 319 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,234 God. He should never have messed with Phil. 320 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,835 He knew better than that, the jerk. 321 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,472 Apparently he didn't. 322 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:48,952 Well, it, uh- It seems a trip to the track is in order, doesn't it? Uh- 323 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,917 Uh, Candy, you wouldn't perchance have any, uh... 324 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,356 spare change we could borrow, would you? 325 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,166 No, no, no. Theresa. 326 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:09,104 I want to know is Se�or Steele o Se�ora Holt in mi casa, por favor? 327 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,637 What do you mean, no? Well, where the hell are they? 328 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:17,408 Uh, well, never mind. Uh, I'll try somewhere else. 329 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,850 I gotta make another call. 330 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,852 You only get one call, Mildred. 331 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,854 But that was my housekeeper. 332 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,754 It's a strange call to make. Most people call their lawyers. 333 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,760 - But- - Mildred. 334 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,830 Mildred. 335 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,794 And they're off! 336 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:47,578 I can't believe I had to hock my necklace just so we could get in this place. 337 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,840 It was either that or hock your body. 338 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:53,611 And given our current hygienic state, I suspect your necklace was the best move. 339 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:57,779 If we would have taken the bus instead of a cab, I wouldn't have had to make this choice. 340 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,154 What are we going to hock for food? I'm not gonna get anything for these earrings. 341 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,991 Pittsburgh Phil, I presume. 342 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:11,998 Ifhe's really the one that killed Freddy and Jennifer, why was he at our wake? 343 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,504 He still must be looking for whatever it was that Freddy lifted from him. 344 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:20,101 So, how do we get close enough to find out what it was? 345 00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,509 Why not ask him for a loan? 346 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:25,310 That's a- 347 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,385 Hmm. 348 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,782 That's what I love about you, Laura. 349 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:33,050 You're always willing to stick my neck out. 350 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,685 I've got nothing else worth hocking. Remember? 351 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,180 You look beautiful. 352 00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,249 Now beat it. 353 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,216 Uh, I need a hundred. 354 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,856 - Why? - Uh, a friend of mine died. I need to bury him. 355 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,861 Touching. 356 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,625 - How do I know you're good for it? - Hey, I'm good for it. 357 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:51,133 Do you think Candy would have sent me to you if I wasn't? Hmm? 358 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:02,745 - The minute I give this to you, you owe me 25 more. - Okay. Okay. 359 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,012 Now I can bury Freddy Lazenby, eh? 360 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,678 Freddy Lazenby? 361 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:13,019 You remember Freddy! 362 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:17,356 He's the guy you splattered all over my living room carpet, along with his girlfriend, eh? 363 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,396 - Freddy's dead? - Oh, yeah. 364 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:21,397 Wait a minute! Your living- 365 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,399 - You're Steele! - That's right. 366 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,368 Jake! Tony! 367 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,767 Oh! 368 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,448 I don't know what kind of game you and Freddy are playin... 369 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,043 but I want that ticket he lifted from me, and I want it back now! 370 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,554 What? What are you talking about? What ticket? 371 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,018 Take this slimeball someplace quiet... 372 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:52,995 and if he doesn't cough up that pick six ticket, put a bullet between his eyes. 373 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:42,210 - Are you all right? - Oh, yes. Couldn't be better. 374 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,781 - Couldn't be better. - Come on. 375 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,429 Ow. 376 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,763 - Wasn't he at our wake? - Follow that mourner. 377 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:14,065 My children, please. This is the Lord's home. 378 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,198 - Sorry. - My name is Laura Holt. This is Remington Steele. 379 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,044 You were at our wake yesterday. 380 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,375 So was the man who came in here. 381 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:25,540 Laura Holt? 382 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,743 - Remington Steele? - Uh-huh. 383 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,821 Oh, thank God you're both alive. 384 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,550 Thank you very much, Sister, but two other people are dead. 385 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:37,560 And if we don't find out who's responsible soon, you might find yourself at our funeral yet. 386 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:44,901 Oh. I know my brother has lost his way, but... 387 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,995 I also know he- he couldn't be involved in a murder. 388 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:51,075 - Is your brother the man we followed in here? - Yes. 389 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,609 He thought he was being chased by a loan shark. 390 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,269 Why were the two of you at the wake? 391 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:58,144 We were hoping to find the missing ticket. 392 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:02,185 - What ticket? - The unclaimed $1.5 million... 393 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:04,312 pick six ticket, if I'm not mistaken. 394 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,185 The one we heard about on the news- 395 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,987 That's what Freddy picked from Pittsburgh Phil's pocket. 396 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,654 - Pittsburgh Phil took it from my brother, who owed him money. - How did your brother get it? 397 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,131 He went through my purse looking for money and found it there. 398 00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:19,670 Doesn't the church frown on nuns playing pick six? 399 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,673 Oh, no. I was only holding the ticket for Michael Harrigan. 400 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,677 This ticket has seen more hands than a palm reader. 401 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:32,478 Michael Harrigan's in the A.A. program that I run here at the church. 402 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,074 Well, you see, he placed the bet for some friends... 403 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:38,917 but then when it came up a winner, he was tempted to cash it in for himself. 404 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:44,359 - Uh-huh. - I talked him into giving it to me for safekeeping. 405 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:48,956 I- I just can't believe that this has all somehow led to murder. 406 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,967 Uh, Sister... 407 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:55,267 do you have any idea where we might be able to find this Michael Harrigan? 408 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:58,636 Well, if the nun is right... 409 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,645 Harrigan should be doing his penance by dishing out food inside. 410 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,682 I don't think I've ever been this cold and hungry in my life. 411 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,650 Mm-hmm. I have, and I swore I never would be again. 412 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,280 - How much money do we have left? - Oh, two or three dollars. 413 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,951 After we eat, we'll get in touch with Mildred and see what she has for us. 414 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:19,552 - Remember. First the food, then the questions. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 415 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,060 Hey. No cuts, you bum! 416 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:28,104 Easy, Laura. Easy, Laura. I'm sure there's enough gruel for everyone. 417 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,141 You certain Pittsburgh Phil was surprised when he saw you were alive? 418 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:35,941 So surprised that if he ever sees me again, he'll probably kill me. 419 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:40,381 We just have to trace the path of the ticket backwards until we find out who does have it. 420 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,512 - Which leads us right back to Michael Harrigan. - More importantly, food! 421 00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:48,353 - Out of grub. - Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean? 422 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:51,257 What are you, deaf? Get here earlier next time. 423 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,858 Do you realize how long we've been standing in this line? 424 00:33:52,893 --> 00:33:54,354 Do you realize how long we've been standing in this line? 425 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,524 Do you think we're doing this just for fun? 426 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,602 Do you know where we can find Michael Harrigan? 427 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,365 Didn't show up tonight. All right? 428 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,872 You listen to me, you oversized, stone-hearted ape! 429 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,875 Do you know where we can find him? 430 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,707 We're not leaving here until we get a meal! 431 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:11,873 Probably gettin' smashed at the track club. 432 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,417 I don't mean a scrawny piece of bread. 433 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,886 I mean a full-course, well-balanced, gut-stuffing- 434 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,928 Feel better? 435 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:57,289 Unconscionable, Mildred not at home. 436 00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:01,194 Where is that woman? 437 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,733 Probably out to dinner. Oh. 438 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:09,472 If we ever find that ticket, what do you say we cash it in... 439 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:12,099 and stay dead in the Bahamas for the rest of our lives... 440 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,178 just you and me, eh? 441 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,544 - Is that your foot on my leg? - Nope. 442 00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:20,708 Something crawling on it. 443 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,987 That's it. I'm going to the police. 444 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,786 I'm going to tell them I'm alive. Then I'm gonna go home... 445 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:31,623 I'm gonna take a hot shower, and then I'm gonna eat something. 446 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,629 Then I'm gonna climb into my bed... 447 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,631 - in my loft, and go to sleep. - All right. 448 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:39,134 - For a week. - Okay. That's exactly what you should do, Laura. 449 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,262 But I owe it to Freddy to find out who killed him... 450 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:45,740 and I can't do that if I announce I'm alive. 451 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:48,311 Freddy was my friend, and this is my problem, not yours. 452 00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:56,050 Well, it's unfair that I ask you to stay here anyway. So- 453 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,088 Okay. Go home. 454 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,713 Okay. 455 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,386 Stop hogging the bed. 456 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,897 Don't get too comfortable. 457 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:45,867 It appears the nun's brother has sold his soul to the devil. 458 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,655 Come on. Quick! 459 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,951 - What is it? What's wrong? What's wrong? - I'm okay. 460 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,956 - Huh? - I'm okay. 461 00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,686 - What is it? - It was just a horrible nightmare. 462 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:46,354 - Huh? - Oh. Oh. 463 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:50,423 - Oh, God. - I dreamed someone was chasing us, and we had no place to go. 464 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,662 So we-We had to spend the night- 465 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,707 We had to spend the night... 466 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,508 - under a freeway. - Okay. 467 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,877 Okay. 468 00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,382 All right. Okay. Well, just- 469 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,283 Perhaps if we go back to sleep... 470 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,788 we'll wake up in our own bedrooms next time. 471 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:16,257 There's only one way we're going to wake up in our own bedrooms. 472 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,320 And that's to get to the bottom of this elusive pick six ticket once and for all. 473 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,866 Yes, well... 474 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:28,064 your good friend in the food line said that Harrigan's a regular at the track club. 475 00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:31,869 Perhaps if we go back to sleep, we might wake up later on and just go- 476 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,911 Laura, where are you going? Oh, Laura. D- 477 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:38,778 Oh, my neck. Oh, Laura, please. 478 00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:52,424 I want to confess everything. 479 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,590 I can't handle another night in that cell. 480 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,895 Are you all set, Sally? 481 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,902 I'm all ears, Mildred. 482 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,404 Okay. Here goes. 483 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,804 Now, I know you're not gonna believe this... 484 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:08,003 but Mr. Steele and Miss Holt aren't really dead. 485 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,841 - They're not? - No. 486 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:13,576 It was a pickpocket and his girlfriend that were murdered, not them. 487 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,016 A pickpocket and his girlfriend? 488 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,487 See, I didn't know that Mr. Steele and Miss Holt were really still alive... 489 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,990 until they lured me down to the mortuary. 490 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,926 It was Mr. Steele who called me on the phone in the office. 491 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,759 Mr. Steele misplaced Laura Holt's urn? 492 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,390 Yes. I mean, no. No. No. 493 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:34,096 No. The point is that Mr. Steele thinks that the nun... 494 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,332 the loan shark, the five jockeys... 495 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,807 and all those other guys are somehow connected to the pickpocket. 496 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:48,214 - It won't work, Mildred. - What do you mean? What won't work? 497 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,718 Claiming insanity. 498 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,084 I am officially booking you right now... 499 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,089 on two counts of first-degree murder. 500 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:03,498 All right, Mr. Harrigan. 501 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,501 - Snap out of it. - Hey. Come on. 502 00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,696 Come on. Wake up. 503 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,764 - Well, it appears our deaths were more than he could handle. - What? What do you want? 504 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,471 We want to know what you know about that pick six ticket you purchased last week. 505 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,479 Whom did you buy it for? 506 00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,176 They trusted me. 507 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:24,118 Everybody used to trust me. 508 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,486 When I was a big shot around here, they all looked up to me. 509 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,958 Forget the sob story, Harrigan. Who'd you place the bet for? 510 00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:34,428 I should've done what they asked me to. 511 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:36,796 I shouldn't have given it to that sister. 512 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,369 They were all my buddies, and they trusted me. 513 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,770 Great. Great. 514 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:46,365 We're not gonna get much more out of him, are we? 515 00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:55,174 No wonder he lost all his stables. 516 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,722 Hardly a man capable of killing anyone. 517 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:01,917 Which leaves us our five jockeys in mourning. 518 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,229 What are the odds that those five jockeys... 519 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:10,130 alternated riding the winning horses on all six picks? 520 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:15,361 The exact same odds that those five jockeys are guilty of murder. 521 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,373 Yep. 522 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,246 - Hello. - Hi. 523 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:27,909 - Hey, haven't I seen you two somewhere before? - Maybe at the wake yesterday? 524 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,010 Oh, that's right. You two were... dead. 525 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,749 That's right. The name's Steele. 526 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,758 Remington Steele. 527 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:39,352 And we know you fixed the races by getting Harrigan to place the bet for you... 528 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,363 only Harrigan gave up the winning ticket. 529 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:45,902 Which ultimately forced you and your cohorts to murder two people to get that ticket back. 530 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,561 Murder? N-No way. 531 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:51,841 Oh! 532 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:53,910 Oh! 533 00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,442 Leave him alone. Back off, guys. 534 00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:04,279 Oh! 535 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,681 I don't know why you two are pretending to be dead... 536 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:12,888 and I don't know who it is you say was murdered, but we didn't kill anybody. 537 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:14,897 Then what were you doing at the wake? 538 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:17,524 Just like everybody else- hoping to find the ticket. 539 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:21,833 Word on the street was some pickpocket came to Mr. Steele to get him to cash the ticket. 540 00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:23,873 When we found out that you were dead... 541 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:26,943 we figured your pickpocket friend would come to pay his last respects. 542 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:30,207 Are you saying you don't have the ticket? 543 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:34,045 It wouldn't do us any good anyway. None of us could cash it in. 544 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:37,518 Not with all the publicity that the track gives its pick six winners. 545 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,317 That's why we went to Harrigan in the first place. 546 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:48,020 - Do you realize what this means? - Yes. 547 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,259 It means we were murdered for no good reason. 548 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:53,234 We've made contact with everybody even remotely related to that ticket... 549 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,703 - and no one seems to have it. - Mm-hmm. 550 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:57,774 Unless- 551 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,072 Unless somebody actually does have the ticket. 552 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,806 What better way not to be considered a suspect... 553 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,939 than to pretend not to have the ticket? 554 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,950 And with all the anticipated publicity... 555 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:11,249 the ticket holder would have to find some clever way of cashing it in... 556 00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:14,586 - without letting everybody know about it. - The question still remains... 557 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:17,525 who's got the bloody ticket? 558 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:19,596 Or better yet... 559 00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,665 who's no longer looking for it? 560 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,735 Oh. 561 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:32,571 No one that drunk could have crawled out of here that fast. 562 00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:36,134 Unless Harrigan wasn't that drunk to begin with. 563 00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:40,342 - Mmm. It's water. - Which means he's going to try to cash the ticket- 564 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,750 Been lookin' all over for you, Mr. Steele. Now, where is that ticket? 565 00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:46,448 How can I get it through your thick skull that I don't have- 566 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:48,548 Police! Drop the gun! 567 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:52,720 Oh. I never thought I'd be glad to see you, Jarvis. Thank you. 568 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,827 You can thank Mildred, not me. 569 00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,270 To prove you were both alive, she had me expedite... 570 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,467 the fingerprinting of the real murder victims. 571 00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:07,476 You two look terrible. 572 00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:10,911 It's great to see you too, Mildred. Where have you been? 573 00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:15,349 Well, I was- Hey. Wasn't that guy at the wake? 574 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,759 There he is. 575 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:34,304 Stop him! He's getting away with a million and a half dollars! 576 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,747 Excuse me. Mind your back. 577 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,317 Mind your back. Mind your back. Make way! Make way! 578 00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:53,521 - Mind your back, please. Mind your back. Sorry, sir. - Hey. 579 00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:57,694 Excuse me. 580 00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:17,941 He's dead. And the money's gone. 581 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:21,381 How can that be? He's the bad guy. We've already decided that. 582 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,316 He's apparently not the only one. 583 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,218 Oh. 584 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,463 Stop that nun! 585 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,447 All right, Sister. 586 00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,108 Candy! 587 00:45:57,354 --> 00:46:00,050 I think you've killed enough friends for one week, Candy. 588 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:02,091 Wait a minute. She wasn't at the wake. 589 00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:04,126 How come she wound up with the loot? 590 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:07,391 - Check her. She should have the ticket too. - Candy, Candy. Come here. 591 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,864 Go on. Come on. 592 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:11,935 This. 593 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:15,903 Yeah. Harrigan told me that a nun had won the pick six. 594 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:18,941 He convinced me that if the media ever got hold of that... 595 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,942 the church would suffer. 596 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:24,207 So I got the money together, and I was gonna follow him to the nun... 597 00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:26,680 so we could quietly exchange it for the ticket. 598 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,447 Freddy was your friend. You know that, don't you? Don't say a word. Don't say anything. 599 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:33,489 Go on. Get out of here. Take her away. 600 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:38,190 Look on the bright side, Mr. Steele. 601 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:41,128 - We're alive again. - That's true. 602 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,131 That's true. 603 00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,613 All Candy had to do was to follow Freddy's girlfriend... 604 00:47:00,717 --> 00:47:03,743 to where Freddy was and get the ticket herself. 605 00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:06,914 She didn't strike me as the murdering kind though. 606 00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:09,049 No. No. 607 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,593 I don't understand that myself. 608 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:16,158 I guess greed got the better of her. 609 00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:18,632 Candy sent us to Pittsburgh Phil... 610 00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:22,193 knowing full well how he'd react to seeing us alive. 611 00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:24,297 Mm-hmm. Where she had ample time... 612 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,206 to bribe poor old Harrigan into using his track connections... 613 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:30,405 - to help her to cash the ticket in without undue publicity. - Mmm. 614 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:36,248 Unfortunately for Harrigan, greed got the better of her again. Hmm. 615 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,948 Ironic, isn't it? 616 00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:42,958 We spent the last two days with hardly a penny in our pocket... 617 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:46,029 and all because of a ticket worth well over a million dollars. 618 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:51,962 It's amazing how little we can survive on if we really have- 619 00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,937 Is that your foot on my leg? 620 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,939 Mm-hmm. 621 00:47:57,989 --> 00:48:02,539 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0